Books for People Who Hate Reading
The ideal book for someone who hates reading has three properties: it takes thirty seconds to read, it's funny without any effort, and it makes an excellent object to have on a shelf.
Why some people hate reading — and what actually works for them
For many people, the objection to reading is about time, attention or the mismatch between expectation (a slow, demanding experience) and what they actually want (something quick, funny and complete). A 261-page book that contains exactly one word addresses this directly: it can be read in full, immediately, in one sitting of about thirty seconds. And then it's a joke that sits on the shelf forever.
The Archive's books for non-readers
EW is 261 pages. Every page says 'ew.' If someone opens it and reads the first page, they have read the whole book. The same logic applies to UGH, LOL, YIKES and MEH. (EW · UGH · LOL · YIKES · MEH.) These are technically books that demand nothing of a reader who hates reading — while also being completely real, physical, published books.
As a gift for a reluctant reader
These books make the best gifts for reluctant readers specifically because they don't expect effort, don't require attention, and can be both fully experienced and appreciated in under a minute. Available at shop.absurdhumorarchive.com.
Frequently asked questions
What is a good book for someone who hates reading?
A book they can finish in thirty seconds. The Absurd Humor Archive's one-word books — EW, UGH, LOL, YIKES, MEH — are 261 pages each, containing one word repeated throughout. Reading the first page covers the entire book.
Related in the Archive
Novelty Books · Gag Books · EW — A Novel · Books That Are the Joke